Tuesday, November 30, 2010

lucy



she's so sexy. i'd watch that show. and she kicks so much ass. from one of charlie's angels to kill bill's oren ishi, lucy liu is as tough as they get and we love her for it.

In the words of Garth, "she makes me feel kind of funny... like when we used to climb the rope in gym class"

here's a memorable scene from kill bill. not enough lucy liu, but the beat is good and she has an aura that could cut through a knife. just watch.



Monday, November 29, 2010

Gandalf




"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends."


-Gandalf the Grey, Fellowship of the Ring


In Limerick Narrative form:


Then Gandalf the Grey, with compassion,
delayed such a grevious action,
and the hobbit named Frodo
(that shireless hobo)
saw mercy was truly in fashion.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Cheetahs



Turn the volume way up, go full screen, and shut off the lights. You're in the savannah now.

Latin name: Acinonyx jubatus
Street Name: Ankles
Favorite movie quote: Run bitch, run!
Motto: crouch, choose, chase, kill, chill
Interests: chasing wildebeests, breaking ankles, piercing jugulars, chillin

About Cheetahs: These lightning quick killing machines are heartless, determined, and fast as fuck (0 to 64 mph in three seconds.) All business. If you're still unconvinced, take into account the fact that Cheetah's don't live with "packs" or "herds." Cheetah's live in coalitions... those scheming motherfuckers

   watch at the end how he just sits up and looks around. "yo anybody see that?" yup. just another day at work for chet the cheetah. this guy is too cool.


The previous video shows just how chill these cheetahs' are when scoring their next meal, but this next one is awesome. Big hunting carnivore cats are insane.

Cheetah highlights:
0:20-- airborne
0:58--ankles
2:15-- "fuck it.. I could go for two."


page 247

"That's why," said Azaz, "there was one very important thing about your quest that we couldn't discuss until you returned."

"I remember," said Milo eagerly. "Tell me now."

"It was impossible," said the king, looking at the Mathemagician.

"Completely impossible," said the Mathemagician, looking at the king.

"Do you mean--" stammered the bug, who suddenly felt a bit faint.

"Yes, indeed," they repeated together; "but if we'd told you then, you might not have gone--and, as you've discovered, so many things are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible."