Cheetahs

Turn the volume way up, go full screen, and shut off the lights. You're in the savannah now.

Latin name: Acinonyx jubatus
Street Name: Ankles
Favorite movie quote: Run bitch, run!
Motto: crouch, choose, chase, kill, chill
Interests: chasing wildebeests, breaking ankles, piercing jugulars, chillin

About Cheetahs: These lightning quick killing machines are heartless, determined, and fast as fuck (0 to 64 mph in three seconds.) All business. If you're still unconvinced, take into account the fact that Cheetah's don't live with "packs" or "herds." Cheetah's live in coalitions... those scheming motherfuckers

   watch at the end how he just sits up and looks around. "yo anybody see that?" yup. just another day at work for chet the cheetah. this guy is too cool.


The previous video shows just how chill these cheetahs' are when scoring their next meal, but this next one is awesome. Big hunting carnivore cats are insane.

Cheetah highlights:
0:20-- airborne
0:58--ankles
2:15-- "fuck it.. I could go for two."